#Can you imagine#one day your walking home from school#and a black chevy impala pulls up next to you #and some guy with long hair rolls down his window and smiles at you and asks for directions to the nearest motel #and you just stutter and tell them to go back to the last turn and keep going straight #and the guy behind the wheel in the leather jacket smiles at you #and they both say thanks and back up and drive off #and then when you finally gets your wits about you and realize what happened you drop your backpack#and run as fast as you can to that motel
school hallways were invented for farting between classes
i have 3 moods:
my maths teacher handed these sheets out a few weeks ago and i think she was afraid of being copyrighted or something
but i don’t really think she tried her hardest with the names
Honestly the best villain revealing speech ever.